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15 Funny Fitness Quotes

Here are 15 Funny Fitness Quotes to brighten your day, Enjoy!


1.   “There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” –Steven Wright

2.   “If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales…” – Unknown

3.    ”Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” –Zenna Schaffer


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4.   “Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.” Dave Barry

5.   “Some parks have long waiting lists 4 camping… When u have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.” – George Carlin

6.   “Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe, is choosing the left one.” -High school coach to his runners

7.   “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” -Steven Wright

 “If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a very small country.”

8.   “I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me!” – Unknown

9.   “The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak.” -unknown

10.  “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me!” – By Fred Allen

11.  “If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a very small country.”

12.   “Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.”  -Author Unknown

13.  “Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!” – comedian Tommy Smothers

14.  “Revenge is sweet and not fattening.” -Alfred Hitchcock

15.  “The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.” -Franklin Jones 


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